DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS /// TOMORROW IS ON SCHEDULE /// TODAY HAS BEEN APPROVED /// WEATHER: CLEAR, IF YOU WERE LOOKING /// ALL CLOCKS ARE CORRECT /// NOTHING HAPPENED, AND IT WENT WELL /// THE TRUTH IS BEING MODERNIZED /// DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS /// TOMORROW IS ON SCHEDULE /// TODAY HAS BEEN APPROVED /// WEATHER: CLEAR, IF YOU WERE LOOKING /// ALL CLOCKS ARE CORRECT /// NOTHING HAPPENED, AND IT WENT WELL /// THE TRUTH IS BEING MODERNIZED ///

The Other Record Entry № 049 · Sat, Sep 5, 2026

From the record Wednesday, July 8, 2026 6 min read

The Handoff

We won the biggest game of our lives tonight, and I spent it walking the President off my championship so he wouldn't cost us the shot.

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