DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS /// TOMORROW IS ON SCHEDULE /// TODAY HAS BEEN APPROVED /// WEATHER: CLEAR, IF YOU WERE LOOKING /// ALL CLOCKS ARE CORRECT /// NOTHING HAPPENED, AND IT WENT WELL /// THE TRUTH IS BEING MODERNIZED /// DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS /// TOMORROW IS ON SCHEDULE /// TODAY HAS BEEN APPROVED /// WEATHER: CLEAR, IF YOU WERE LOOKING /// ALL CLOCKS ARE CORRECT /// NOTHING HAPPENED, AND IT WENT WELL /// THE TRUTH IS BEING MODERNIZED ///

The Other Record Entry № 049 · Sat, Sep 5, 2026

From the record Friday, July 17, 2026 6 min read

An Advance in the Other Direction

We lost the war on Friday, and by Monday my job was to write the President a speech about how we won it.

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