HISTORY WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY /// THE MINISTER IS WELL /// THE ANTHEM HAS BEEN IMPROVED /// WEATHER: FOG, ARRIVING AS ITSELF /// APPLAUSE WAS UNANIMOUS /// THE NATIONAL MOOD IS EXCELLENT /// DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS /// HISTORY WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY /// THE MINISTER IS WELL /// THE ANTHEM HAS BEEN IMPROVED /// WEATHER: FOG, ARRIVING AS ITSELF /// APPLAUSE WAS UNANIMOUS /// THE NATIONAL MOOD IS EXCELLENT /// DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS ///

The Other Record Entry № 096 · Thu, Oct 22, 2026

From the record Friday, July 17, 2026 6 min read

An Advance in the Other Direction

We lost the war on Friday, and by Monday my job was to write the President a speech about how we won it.

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